Dikembe's Mutumblr

Rich, traditional African comedy from NBA Star Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques Wamutombo


P.S: The waste of food at the end of this video is very troubling.  Please consider the starving children worldwide.


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Not Comedy 

A good way to start a comedy blog is to first talk about what is not comedy.  So many of my friends and former teammates have sent me this link from this so called “Onion Sports Network” telling me how funny it is.  This is not funny.  As a comedian myself I know that the key to comedy is factual accuracy.  Take this joke from my childhood for an example: “Your mother is so fat that she meets the World Health Organization’s minimum BMI guidelines”.  Yes this joke is funny, but more importantly it is true.

This being stated, how can something as untrue as this article be funny?  I am not nor have I ever been a U.S. Senator.  The writers of this libelous article should be assembled and publicly dunked on.